January 2012
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All the girls in every girlie magazine can’t make me feel any less alone
I just e-mailed my math professor and told her I couldn’t make it to class today because I’m Irish and it was the day of the potato god - so naturally I took the day off for religious purposes.
God I hope she has a sense of humor and a lenient absent policy.
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mistercodystrickland replied to your post: mistercodystrickland replied to your post: hay…
OKAY SHEESH RYAN
ur guise are best
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mistercodystrickland replied to your post: hay guise
lol nvr ryan
I JUST NEED LIKE 15 MINUTES
Shanequia lookin’ at me like “dem dat boy lookin’ at boobies ‘nshyt”
hay guise
stop posting porn on tumblr for like 15 minutes so I can check it in the library and not get strange looks
thx
4m rayn
Anonymous asked: pretty soon you can come to my house and maybe even spend the night sometime how would that be
Anonymous asked: who is your favorite character on hoarders?
Anonymous asked: wat color is your underpant??????????????????????????????????
Sorry I didn't answer drunk questions.
I think I posted that.. and immediately forgot and fell asleep.
Whoops.
What an admirable hobby I’ve picked up.
Ask me drunk questions one time only
My semi-attractive Math 070 professor just e-mailed me back with an “LOL”.
Score.
((Lolol thanks for the responses. I was being pretty sarcastic with the “hi you’re attractive and I know nothing about you I’m so lonely” bit. But thanks for the responses anyway ;D ))
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hero-squad answered your question: On a scale of 0-rape on the creepy scale (rape…
considering all I do is wait around for manfolk to randomly talk to me, I’d say zero
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justinnelms answered your question: On a scale of 0-rape on the creepy scale (rape…
Just don’t seem to deseprate and I think you are golden son! Nothing wrong with that! I would just stab her…that is a great ice breaker.
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worldshaking answered your question: On a scale of 0-rape on the creepy scale (rape…
It’s rude to speak to a lady until you’ve been introduced and until you know her name. keep out the ‘attractive’ and offer to hang out first.
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mybrotherfoundmyblog answered your question: On a scale of 0-rape on the creepy scale (rape…
leave out the attractive and the lonely part and you’re good.
homahgod. Gunman on campus.
Weird seeing classmates speaking on the news.
BUT HEY. NO CLASSES.
(And no one was shot or anything.)
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greeniscold answered your question: On a scale of 0-rape on the creepy scale (rape…
Unless she shallow or needs a self-confidence boost, I’d leave out the attractive part until you at least know her name.
That’s why I’d go for a vulnerable one. I’m like a vulture. I’d find one that looks weak and finish it off.
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dreskimonazi answered your question: On a scale of 0-rape on the creepy scale (rape…
waiting in prison for parol
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criverss answered your question: On a scale of 0-rape on the creepy scale (rape…
with your face 4
;_;
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prince-noir replied to your post: On a scale of 0-rape on the creepy scale (rape…
rape.
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ellie-on-lsd answered your question: On a scale of 0-rape on the creepy scale (rape…
0. It’d be cute.
On a scale of 0-rape on the creepy scale (rape being the most extreme), how creepy and pathetic would it make me if I walked up to an attractive girl at school and said “Hey, I know nothing about you but you’re attractive and we might have similar interests and my god, I’m so lonely here, please help me.”?
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justinnelms replied to your post: justinnelms replied to your photo: I have a sorta…
Fang Bang the Child of Christ and slice his body up ever so nice. Store away in the freezer for tomorrow we shall have titties and rice.
((Justin Nelms is my favorite human being.))
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justinnelms replied to your photo: I have a sorta beard again.
Rape God
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